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Posted by jimmy on January 3rd, 2029 @ 10:01am
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( JIM BOB?! )
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Posted by jimmy on July 9th, 2009 @ 11:05am
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One week to go.
Scary fucking times.
Edit: Sam, Gabe, Will, Jamie - you'll be her godfathers, right? I want her to have a lot of awesome guys in her life.
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Posted by jimmy on June 23rd, 2009 @ 1:56am
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well 9 months ago life was really fucking different. If someone said to me back at Christmas time 'by summer you'll be arguing about who picks out a baby crib' I'd have laughed and asked for some of whatever the guy was smoking. and now here it is and here i am and it's all good.
okay, it's not all good. The fact that within 4 weeks i'm going to be a dad is the most shit-your-pants scary thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life, but i'm trying to make it all good. trying really fucking hard. i've got a book and everything.
but okay though, i need to get really wasted every weekend from now until the baby's born, because when that happens I have to play dad and be good and shit. so Sam, Cookie, Gabe, Jamie - i expect your support.
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Posted by jimmy on June 12th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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will's mum is a milf
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Posted by jimmy on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:54pm
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Shit, my parents are fucking annoying. I forgot what a nag my mom is. I love my mom, of course (though not in the way Will loves his mom) I just don't think it's a big deal when I leave a sock lying in the wrong direction. I dunno man, I dunno. Different priorities and all that shit. Anyway, Bobbi is letting me stay at hers for a couple of weeks to give me a break. I bet my siblings are getting fed up of me sleeping on their couches. Whatever dude, I'd do it for them. If I owned a couch. Which I don't. Maybe I'll tell Lucy I want the couch. Since I didn't get half of all our shit when we broke up. I could at least have the couch.
Anyway. Yeah. Shit, it's 9am. Fuck, since when do I get stoned at 9am? Better get to work.
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Posted by jimmy on February 16th, 2009 @ 12:04am
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Well shit, Luce and I broke up. On Valentine's Day. Hahaha. Fucking stupid shitty day. Don't know why I'm announcing this to everyone, but yeah, you can give me sympathy or something now. Since it was me who got dumped. On Valentine's Day.
[Locked to Sam]
Hey dude, I know this is an imposition and shit but do you reckon I could crash on your couch for a few days? I'm staying at my parent's but I need a break. They're doing my fucking head in. Let me know man.
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Posted by jimmy on February 1st, 2009 @ 1:19am
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Have any of you ever thought about like... you know, shit that you do and how it's all relative and shit? Like, you know, you can do something and you're like 'yeah man this is fine, this has no consequences' and then fate or life or whatever shit you want to believe in is like 'wrong, mother fucker, that has a fucking huge consequence and this is what it is'. And you're like shit man how did I go so wrong, but then you're like maybe it's not wrong, you know, because maybe it's like learning lessons and shit. I don't know if I believe in God or any of that heavy religion crap but I think there's something there, guiding you and shit, like laying out a path and you have to make choices in life and they make you who you are.
It's all relative. I guess that's what I'm saying. You just gotta stand up to whatever life throws at you and take it, and do your best to be a good person and not hurt other people and shit like that. Yeah. That's pretty much what it's all about.
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Posted by jimmy on January 10th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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I have a question.
Where the fuck did my awesome hat go? The one I wear ALL the time?
I think it's hiding from me. I am sad.
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Posted by jimmy on January 5th, 2009 @ 6:37am
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Fuck, I really fucking think I'm gonna be a volunteer fire fighter. I'm gonna do it, man. SERIOUSLY. My sister never believes me when I tell her shit like this. I just hung up on her because she laughed her ass off at me, but this is one plan that isn't gonna fall through.
Jimmy Peaks is gonna be your new resident kick-ass freaking AWESOME fire fighter. This is amazing. I just... yeah, I just surprise myself sometimes. I'm not afraid to say it. This is like the time I realised the store sold recycled toilet paper. That stuff is rough as shit, but it's recycled toilet paper, y'know? And if you're gonna use something recycled it might as well be the stuff you wipe your ass with. Recycled toilet paper. If I ever meet the genius that thought of that, I'll shake his hand.
My name is Jimmy and I think this blog idea is awesome. I'm also so stoned right now, ahahahahaha. Do the police have these? Shit, probably. It's just awesome. You're all awesome. I love you all.
PEACE
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